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Mitch Mitcherson Meets Dennis Weaver
by anonymous  |  submitted August 1998  |  Cowboy Balls / Gunsmoke crossover

The sun hung high over a place Mitch Mitcherson could not begin to understand.

The buildings were wrong.

Too tall. Too clean. Too… shiny.

And the people—moving fast, talking strange, dressed like they'd lost a bet with reality.

Mitch stood on a sidewalk in Hollywood, his hat pulled low, trying to make sense of it all.

"This ain't a town," he muttered. "It's a hallucination."

A loud noise cracked somewhere in the distance.

Mitch's hand went straight to his side—except his gun wasn't there. He had made that mistake already once today.

Instead, he turned sharply toward the sound.

A crowd had gathered.

Curious despite himself, Mitch moved closer, weaving through people until he could see what was happening.

Men stood around under bright lights, holding strange equipment. A fake storefront stood behind them. And in the middle of it all—

A man.

Tall. Lean. Slightly off-center in the way he carried himself, like one leg wasn't quite sure what the other was doing.

He was talking. Laughing with the others.

Something about him felt… familiar.

Mitch stepped closer.

The man noticed.

Their eyes met.

"Well now," the man said, breaking away from the group and walking over. "You look like you walked off a different set entirely."

Mitch frowned.

"I don't know what that means."

The man smiled, easy and warm.

"Name's Dennis Weaver."

Mitch hesitated, then nodded once.

"Mitch Mitcherson."

Dennis looked him over, taking in the hat, the boots, the dust that seemed real in a way everything else here didn't.

"You're committed," Dennis said. "I'll give you that."

"To what?" Mitch asked.

Dennis chuckled.

"Character."

Mitch didn't answer.

Instead, he looked past him, toward the strange scene being constructed.

"What is all this?" Mitch asked.

Dennis followed his gaze.

"This?" he said. "This is a set."

Mitch frowned deeper.

"A set for what?"

"For a television show."

Mitch stared at him.

"…I don't know what either of those words mean."

Dennis blinked.

Then smiled again, softer this time.

"Alright," he said. "Let's start simpler."

He gestured toward the fake street.

"We tell stories here. About the West. About lawmen, drifters, folks tryin' to make sense of things."

Mitch's expression shifted slightly.

"That so."

"Yeah," Dennis said. "I play a deputy. Name's Chester."

Mitch crossed his arms.

"You ain't no deputy."

Dennis laughed.

"No," he admitted. "I'm not."

There was something in that honesty that settled between them.

Mitch looked at him more closely now.

"You talk like you've seen it," Mitch said. "The real thing."

Dennis's smile faded just a little.

"I've heard enough stories," he said. "From men who lived it. Tried to carry some of that truth into what we do here."

Mitch nodded slowly.

"That matters."

They stood there, the noise of the set fading into the background.

"Tell me about it," Mitch said after a moment. "This… 'show.'"

Dennis leaned against a nearby post, thoughtful.

"It's called Gunsmoke," he said. "Takes place in a town called Dodge. Law, trouble, people trying to do right even when it's hard."

Mitch listened, quiet, focused.

Dennis spoke about long days under hot lights, about trying to make something feel real when everything around you wasn't. About the strange line between truth and performance.

Mitch didn't understand all of it.

But he understood enough.

"You're pretendin' to be somethin' you're not," Mitch said.

Dennis nodded.

"Yeah."

Mitch studied him.

"But you're tryin' to make it honest anyway."

Dennis looked back at him, something flickering in his eyes.

"That's the idea."

A pause settled between them.

Not awkward.

Just… full.

"You don't belong here," Dennis said quietly.

Mitch let out a small breath.

"No," he said. "I don't."

Dennis pushed off the post, stepping closer.

"Neither do I," he said.

Mitch looked at him, surprised.

Dennis shrugged slightly.

"Not really. Not the way people think."

The distance between them narrowed without either of them quite deciding to move.

Mitch became aware of the way the light hit Dennis's face, the way his voice softened when he wasn't performing for anyone else.

"You tell stories about the world I come from," Mitch said.

Dennis nodded.

"And you live in it," he replied.

Another pause.

"Guess that puts us somewhere in the middle," Mitch said.

Dennis smiled faintly.

"Yeah. Somewhere in the middle."

They stood close now.

Close enough that the rest of Hollywood—the noise, the lights, the strange unreality of it all—fell away.

Mitch reached out first, almost without thinking.

His hand brushed against Dennis's arm.

Dennis didn't pull away.

"Funny," Mitch said quietly. "I came all this way and didn't know what I was lookin' for."

Dennis's voice dropped, softer now.

"Maybe you just found it."

Mitch didn't answer.

He didn't need to.

The moment held, steady and unspoken, before shifting into something neither of them questioned.

Mitch closed the distance.

Dennis met him halfway.

Their lips met in a quiet, lingering kiss that felt more real than anything else in that strange, artificial place.

For a moment, there were no sets.

No stories.

No lines to follow.

Just two men standing somewhere between worlds—

finding something honest in the middle of it.


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