*** COWBOY BALLS -- FAN FICTION ARCHIVE ***   

Welcome to the Cowboy Balls Fan Fiction Archive. These are stories written by and for Cowboy Ballers. The webmaster takes no responsibility for the content of these stories but has read all of them multiple times.

A note on the archive: Many of the stories that are listed below are what the fan fiction community refers to as "crossover" stories, meaning Mitch Mitcherson encounters characters from other shows or cultural properties. This is a well-established tradition in fan fiction. I would like to stress that these stories are works of creative fiction and that most of them are actually quite. If you don't like it, I gues you'll just have to hang me up by my Buster Brown's! LOL! jk

1. Mitch Mitcherson Bangs Mr. Spock, Whom He has Already Met
by anonymous -- submitted October 1998
Mitch Mitcherson is experiencing distress in the bunkhouse when Spock arrives. How Spock got there is not addressed. They have a conversation about logic and belonging that is genuinely moving. Then they bang.

2. Mitch Mitcherson Bangs Tom Baker era Doctor Whor
by anonymous -- submitted March 1998
Mitch Mitcherson is standing outside the bunkhouse one night when a strange blue box appears. The man who steps out of it is wearing a very long scarf. They talk. Then more than that. Tom Baker-era Who, for those keeping score. Beautifully written. The author really understood both characters. I cried a little. I'm not ashamed.

3. Mitch Mitcherson and Jake Bang and then Bang Ben Cartwright
by anonymous -- submitted June 1998
Mitch Mitcherson and a man named Jake find themselves at a campfire that is also attended by Ben Cartwright of the Ponderosa. A thoughtful story about belonging and banging.

4. Mitch Mitcherson Meets Actor Dennis Weaver in the Future and Bangs Him
by anonymous -- submitted August 1998
Mitch Mitcherson finds himself in Hollywood in what the author describes as "a temporal displacement situation" which is not really explained but is accepted. He meets Dennis Weaver on a TV set. They discuss authenticity, performance, and the myth of the American West. While banging.

5. The Six Million Dollar Man Fights an Alligator (featuring the Peanuts Gang)
by T. Glasscock -- submitted December 1998
This story was a dream I had. It is not Cowboy Balls related but I include it here because it was handed down to me by God and is probably important. LOL.

Want to submit a story? Send it to cbfan@cowboyballs.net. I will read it. I will probably post it. LOL. I ask only that:

• Stories feature characters from Cowboy Balls
  
  
• Stories are complete -- no "part 1 of ???"
  
  
• Stories do not contain anything that would get this site taken off Neocities. There's a lot of, quite frankly, lewd content in the fanfic sphere and we at cowboyballs.neocities.com don't go for that. So, keep it tasteful, please.
  
  

That's it. That's the whole policy. LOL.